The Tim Weichselbaum Show
Tim Weichselbaum is a media mogul, comedian, podcaster and karaoke singer from Chicagoland. He is also his own agent, promotor, hype man, bodyguard, and driver (despite having epilepsy). Some day he will be a massive success. Or, he’ll stop doing it altogether suddenly, before becoming anything. That will be awfully embarrassing, considering some of the things he says about himself on this podcast. I don’t think there is a more self-confident person in the Austin comedy scene right now than Tim Weichselbaum. His whole act depends on it. He doesn’t do corny jokes about how he hates himself, and that is what makes him stick out compared to most comics. Very recently treated for crippling symptoms of ADHD, he is now in the process of becoming the super-comedian he always knew he had in him. All it took was doing this podcast about fifty times before he discovered that untreated ADHD was the only thing stopping him. This podcast is not just meant for entertainment or even necessarily to be consumed. It is a journey. A document of a short man’s long life. Should someone ever write a biography about Tim Weichselbaum, be rest assured that this podcast will be the most quoted source. Unless it’s a really sh*tty biography. Tim is an introvert. He rarely commits to friendships with anyone, and that is why he lives in a hobbit hole in near total isolation. Sure, he doesn’t scoff at the idea of interpersonal relationships, but it just isn’t a priority for him. He’s more invested in himself at the moment. When he finally reaches his full potential, then it will be time to start finding the real kind of friends and family he’s look for. Topics covered on the show primarily revolve around becoming a professional stand-up comedian, and the trials and tribulations that go along with that process. It took Tim ten years to decide if he was really good enough to be an entertainer. He isn’t just a stand-up comedian after all, he also can sing, dance, and act. But does Tim believe in himself? Let’s find out on this show. He also covers other interests such as mental health, self improvement, and finance/investing. He performs stand-up comedy in real life using the stage name Timmy Gusto, as an attempt to conceal the fact that he’s slightly Jewish. I wonder if it’s possible to get canceled from iTunes just for the description. Any who, you can follow @TimWeichselbaum on Instagram, his current social media platform of choice, to see reels and other enjoyable snippets of his creative output.
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Episodes
Friday Mar 11, 2022
Friday Mar 11, 2022
I am slowly learning how to regain my confidence as a young man of sexual vitality. I learned how to get matches on Tinder again, turns out the key was to not try. I uploaded the ugliest pictures in my phone and got 9 matches. This podcast is not a waste of time.
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Thursday Mar 03, 2022
Thursday Mar 03, 2022
In this episode I reflect on learning to socialize while sober, autism spectrum disorder, getting into confrontations in public, tailgaters, going to the gun range, and getting underwear thrown at me while singing karaoke.
Thursday Feb 24, 2022
Thursday Feb 24, 2022
I'm nearing middle age and haven't had any kids yet. Time to find a wife so I can create a family and feel like I'm doing something with my life. No one matters except friends and family, so I don't know why I cared what people in high school thought of me. I don't even talk to any of them anymore.
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
This podcast is now only about financial planning. Life has become scary to me as I get older. I value security and stability more than chaos at this stage in my life.
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
I've been subjecting myself to extreme social isolation because I don't like people. I will have to do something about that soon. I've been getting into NFTs and following new cryptocurrency projects. I'm still not feeling rich enough to leave my house, though.
Friday Jan 28, 2022
Friday Jan 28, 2022
In this episode I reveal some multi-billion dollar business ideas that are not feasible due to inane legal issues and technological limitations. This will soon change, the question is a matter of when it will happen. I will be a billionaire out of personal sexual frustration, not because I am obsessed with the money itself. Just like Elon!
Thursday Jan 20, 2022
Thursday Jan 20, 2022
In this episode I express my anger towards everyone on the LGBT spectrum. Eventually we will realize that awkward straight men are the most marginalized group in society, and we'll all collectively apologize to Louis CK. Creepy straight men have gone through enough, and it's about time we forgive them. Same with racists, it's about time we admit they are more likeable than anti-racists.
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
I'm suffering from worse fatigue than ever, and there is no sign of it getting better. My sleep quality is awful, and it feels like I'm living in the Metaverse. On the bright side, I'm still sober and will probably live a long life. I have decided to start lying to women about who I voted for, because it will help me get laid. There is no downside to lying, since I will never talk to them again anyway. Hookup culture is not detrimental to society at all. You are problematic if you are against it.
Thursday Jan 06, 2022
Thursday Jan 06, 2022
The holidays caused me to go into a dark spiral. I fell off the wagon when it comes to my diet. I started ordering unhealthy food via DoorDash every day, and now I'm trying to cleanse myself of this habit. To accomplish this, I'm currently doing a 72 hour fast. It's very hard not to fantasize about destroying myself with food. I have a terribly strong craving for salted bagels.
Thursday Dec 30, 2021
Thursday Dec 30, 2021
I'm feeling a bit winded this week, but that didn't stop me from yelling on this episode. I've been quarantining (mostly) while sick with Omicron, but that actually made me feel better compared to my baseline symptoms of depression. So it was a nice distraction, and gave me something else to focus on. Matt Perez also tested positive in the last week, and joined me again to follow up!