The Tim Weichselbaum Show
Tim Weichselbaum is a media mogul, comedian, podcaster and karaoke singer from Chicagoland. He is also his own agent, promotor, hype man, bodyguard, and driver (despite having epilepsy). Some day he will be a massive success. Or, he’ll stop doing it altogether suddenly, before becoming anything. That will be awfully embarrassing, considering some of the things he says about himself on this podcast. I don’t think there is a more self-confident person in the Austin comedy scene right now than Tim Weichselbaum. His whole act depends on it. He doesn’t do corny jokes about how he hates himself, and that is what makes him stick out compared to most comics. Very recently treated for crippling symptoms of ADHD, he is now in the process of becoming the super-comedian he always knew he had in him. All it took was doing this podcast about fifty times before he discovered that untreated ADHD was the only thing stopping him. This podcast is not just meant for entertainment or even necessarily to be consumed. It is a journey. A document of a short man’s long life. Should someone ever write a biography about Tim Weichselbaum, be rest assured that this podcast will be the most quoted source. Unless it’s a really sh*tty biography. Tim is an introvert. He rarely commits to friendships with anyone, and that is why he lives in a hobbit hole in near total isolation. Sure, he doesn’t scoff at the idea of interpersonal relationships, but it just isn’t a priority for him. He’s more invested in himself at the moment. When he finally reaches his full potential, then it will be time to start finding the real kind of friends and family he’s look for. Topics covered on the show primarily revolve around becoming a professional stand-up comedian, and the trials and tribulations that go along with that process. It took Tim ten years to decide if he was really good enough to be an entertainer. He isn’t just a stand-up comedian after all, he also can sing, dance, and act. But does Tim believe in himself? Let’s find out on this show. He also covers other interests such as mental health, self improvement, and finance/investing. He performs stand-up comedy in real life using the stage name Timmy Gusto, as an attempt to conceal the fact that he’s slightly Jewish. I wonder if it’s possible to get canceled from iTunes just for the description. Any who, you can follow @TimWeichselbaum on Instagram, his current social media platform of choice, to see reels and other enjoyable snippets of his creative output.
Episodes

Friday Nov 10, 2023
Ep. 90 | The Psychology of Money
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Going from poor to rich and then losing most of your wealth is very detrimental to a person's identity. I've been saying this for a while on this podcast, but it wasn't until I watched another guy's podcast who validated this idea. It's freeing to know that money is not the ultimate thing to chase in life.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/yuUONIK_RYA

Monday Oct 30, 2023
Ep. 89 | Celebrities and Bathtubs Don’t Mix
Monday Oct 30, 2023
Monday Oct 30, 2023
There's a reason has-been celebrities are called "washed up" and that's because they spend so much time hanging out in bathtubs. These evil manmade pools have claimed the lives of many famous people in the past decade. We need to spread more awareness about the dangers of taking baths if you are a former star from the 90s. Who will be next to parish from the warm kiss of a bubble bath?
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/9WQ4V0u4h2E

Friday Oct 20, 2023
Ep. 88 | Two Years a Soberman
Friday Oct 20, 2023
Friday Oct 20, 2023
I've been sober from alcohol for two years and there hasn't really been much to show for it, other than not embarrassing myself in public as often. It helps that I rarely am seen in public. I've become a very private individual and can only relate to the upper elite class. This podcast doesn't count as being personal, as I don't think anyone listens. These past few weeks I've been hyper focused on music production and options trading. Two of the most boomer hobbies in existence.
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYzUxhMUnMI

Friday Oct 06, 2023
Ep. 87 | Door Dashers Are People Too
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Handicapped people tend to be better than average people because they were forced to adapt due to their shortcomings. The average person just smooth brains their way through life without evaluating anything. Being called a boot licker doesn't offend me because it's usually door dashers who call me this. I respect people to some degree by default, but if your job is to deliver other people's food I can't say I value your opinions anymore than the opinions of an octopus or a tarantula.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/_rBDoyhfvBU

Sunday Sep 17, 2023
Ep. 86 | Changing Ukulele Strings
Sunday Sep 17, 2023
Sunday Sep 17, 2023
I've got a full fledged look going called the natural mullet. I need more western shirts to go with my matured style. I am a guitar player and that includes ukuleles, since those are just smaller guitars with fewer strings. I prefer the lightweight version of the guitar that you can play in bed. The older the ukulele, the harder it is to change the strings and keep it in tune. I also talk about my s*x traffi**ing agency in this episode.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/okq78zrOr_w

Friday Aug 25, 2023
Ep. 85 | The 2030 Problem
Friday Aug 25, 2023
Friday Aug 25, 2023
Trump was arrested and this makes him more attractive than ever as a candidate. Who wouldn't want to vote for an ex-president that went to jail for no real reason? In other news, I learned about Hikikomori, an advanced lifestyle invented by Japanese people. I used to think being a recluse was a bad way to live, now I'm convinced we are the ones who have figured out that avoiding society is actually the better way to do it.
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Gaf-BgxJ4

Tuesday Aug 08, 2023
Ep. 84 | Rich People Matter
Tuesday Aug 08, 2023
Tuesday Aug 08, 2023
Tim is back and more eloquent and insightful than ever. This episode is more of a lecture on why Trump is a good leader, why imposing a wealth tax is a stupid idea, and why the oligarchy is not as evil as people make it sound. If you hate rich people, this episode will surely change your mind.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/00A6Ju5AlnA

Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Ep. 83 | Chris D’Elia is Funnier Than Hitler
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Being funny is a rare gift, and it can't be denied once it has been proven. Some comedy elitists claim that Chris D'Elia is not funny because he does silly voices and not the type of comedy that they were taught is legitimate in their circles. I can get not enjoying his comedy, but to deny that he's funny is simply wrong. Look up his older stuff on YouTube from around 2011.
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVAlIXPxKbs

Monday Jul 17, 2023
Ep. 82 | Out Reclusing the Brown Recluse
Monday Jul 17, 2023
Monday Jul 17, 2023
I'm a reclusive person living alone in the middle of Texas, and another reclusive species is moving in. I'm not willing to burn the house down, so I have to fight the problem by cleaning it. This is an arduous undertaking for someone who can barely get out of bed in the morning.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/wrqgOL1cb0s

Sunday Jul 09, 2023
Ep. 81 | Stockton Rush: Villain or Misunderstood Genius?
Sunday Jul 09, 2023
Sunday Jul 09, 2023
A lot of people have been piling onto Stockton Rush, claiming he was a bad person for supposedly not listening to the engineers he fired. That's very convenient for them to do now that he's dead and can't defend himself. I believe there are two sides to every story, and that Stockton might not be the one to blame for the implosion after all.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/uY2fN6GTG0w