The Tim Weichselbaum Show
Tim Weichselbaum is a media mogul, comedian, podcaster and karaoke singer from Chicagoland. He is also his own agent, promotor, hype man, bodyguard, and driver (despite having epilepsy). Some day he will be a massive success. Or, he’ll stop doing it altogether suddenly, before becoming anything. That will be awfully embarrassing, considering some of the things he says about himself on this podcast. I don’t think there is a more self-confident person in the Austin comedy scene right now than Tim Weichselbaum. His whole act depends on it. He doesn’t do corny jokes about how he hates himself, and that is what makes him stick out compared to most comics. Very recently treated for crippling symptoms of ADHD, he is now in the process of becoming the super-comedian he always knew he had in him. All it took was doing this podcast about fifty times before he discovered that untreated ADHD was the only thing stopping him. This podcast is not just meant for entertainment or even necessarily to be consumed. It is a journey. A document of a short man’s long life. Should someone ever write a biography about Tim Weichselbaum, be rest assured that this podcast will be the most quoted source. Unless it’s a really sh*tty biography. Tim is an introvert. He rarely commits to friendships with anyone, and that is why he lives in a hobbit hole in near total isolation. Sure, he doesn’t scoff at the idea of interpersonal relationships, but it just isn’t a priority for him. He’s more invested in himself at the moment. When he finally reaches his full potential, then it will be time to start finding the real kind of friends and family he’s look for. Topics covered on the show primarily revolve around becoming a professional stand-up comedian, and the trials and tribulations that go along with that process. It took Tim ten years to decide if he was really good enough to be an entertainer. He isn’t just a stand-up comedian after all, he also can sing, dance, and act. But does Tim believe in himself? Let’s find out on this show. He also covers other interests such as mental health, self improvement, and finance/investing. He performs stand-up comedy in real life using the stage name Timmy Gusto, as an attempt to conceal the fact that he’s slightly Jewish. I wonder if it’s possible to get canceled from iTunes just for the description. Any who, you can follow @TimWeichselbaum on Instagram, his current social media platform of choice, to see reels and other enjoyable snippets of his creative output.
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Episodes
Saturday Jan 14, 2023
Saturday Jan 14, 2023
I've decided to stop being a fake person on this episode and it was the hardest thing I've ever tried to do on this podcast. I'm more comfortable wearing a mask, both literally and figurately, even if it's the one Ye wears, because even that is better than being myself. I'm going through a very difficult period in my life mentally. I've stopped using some of my dopaminergic vices and this is forcing me to face my true demons. I have no choice but to improve from here, one day at a time.
Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If8FSUhjpgI
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Monday Jan 09, 2023
I finally decided to visit Chicago after moving to Texas a year and a half ago. I was reluctant because there are not too many things I missed about that place. It has a very cold climate this time of the year, and the politics of the people who live there are very skewed from reality. But I was pleasantly surprised by the warmth I felt from the comedians there who remembered me. I was offered spots on many shows, and I delivered on most of them. My comedy is not for everyone, so it takes a lot of commitment to sell it. I hope to visit again in a couple of years.
Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OPgbXjavjk
Saturday Dec 24, 2022
Saturday Dec 24, 2022
I can complain for hours about how I don't like talking to disrespectful mentally ill people who refuse to take their meds. This time I kept it to around an hour of that. I also complain about women, ala Kevin Samuels, and talk about how even while on mushrooms, I'm still an a-hole. They just make me lean into it even more.
Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6liDkkwTTpM
Friday Dec 16, 2022
Friday Dec 16, 2022
I don't just bomb when I bomb. I leave a smoldering crater where the stage used to be. The energy of the room will never be the same. If the audience doesn't like me, I make it so they remember me forever. People are nice though, and usually don't tell me how bad I did afterwards. They just politely pretend I'm invisible. Usually just means they aren't talented enough to understand my style. I'm the next Bill Hicks.
Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0JthSiVfJo
Friday Dec 09, 2022
Friday Dec 09, 2022
Life is hell, so you should return the favor by giving hell back to it. You only get so much time on this planet to do so. Might as well be memorable. I'm not saying you should do anything violent. That would make you a bad person and remembered in a bad way. Maybe you don't believe in good and evil. That's fine, but some of us here are medicated and don't want to be shot by some crazy dude. I mean to be hell in a positive, creative, high risk way.
Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA53-1EDIZU
More fun stuff: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum
Friday Dec 02, 2022
Friday Dec 02, 2022
Don't be rude to other people in the same field as you, even if they are insufferable. It will only make you look bad. People won't forget you if you say something mean to them and suddenly gain some heat. That will make them resent you even more. Treat people how you would want to be treated.
Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0uv9hhAlc
More fun: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum
Saturday Nov 26, 2022
Saturday Nov 26, 2022
The past couple of days have been rough, but I'm tough. I'm a survivor. It will take a lot to bring me down. I visited my parents for Thanksgiving and it reminded me that I'm thankful for the few remaining family I have. This was a bit of an emotional episode, but it ends on a high note.
Video format: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAQkgmqjef8
Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum
Friday Nov 18, 2022
Friday Nov 18, 2022
The only guest who will appear on this podcast is Yeezus. Once I get Yhandi on the program, I will be open to having other high profile guests, like Elon Musk, etc. I'm setting my sights high. I'm currently the hardest working man in the Austin comedy scene, so I'm not worried about achieving this lofty goal. Kanye needs a friend like me, and I will actually let him talk. The ideas he and millions of other people have raised aren't going anywhere until we become mature enough as a species to talk about them with reason.
Follow me on IG, won't ya? That's where I post the sexiest reels. @TimWeichselbaum
Friday Nov 11, 2022
Friday Nov 11, 2022
Creativity is not something you can achieve with grind mentality. It's like a flower and needs the right amount of water, food, and sunlight. Being an artist is a fragile pursuit and thus shouldn't be approached with brute force. That is true for stand-up comedy, which is not merely a craft. It is in fact an art as well, and should be treated as such. Start working smart instead of bumping your head against the wall. Don't surround yourself by people who don't understand your vision or brand. Stick to your creative guns and do your best. You'll be glad you did.
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Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/timweichselbaum
Friday Nov 04, 2022
Friday Nov 04, 2022
How the heck do you become a professional comedian or podcaster? That's what this episode is about. I ain't making money from this yet, but I know what I have to do to make that happen. I go into great detail on what it means to be a professional stand-up comedian, getting better at podcasting, Kill Tony, and not letting other people hoard power over you.
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